Which Gimp Should You Be for Halloween?

Note: this article appears to be obliterated, even from the Internet Archive Oh no, the Halloween party starts in 20 minutes and you have no costume! Lucky for you, you need look no further than a one-size-stretches-to-fit-all morphsuit. With no accessories you can be one of America’s favorite gimps, as detailed in my latest Maxim … Read more

Stocking America’s Rivers, Maxim-Style

Dad and I anti-fished, which is when you dump hundreds of pounds of salmon into the Shetucket River, and I wrote about it for Maxim. Man, I’m never going to forget that grinder we ate afterward. I may name a child after it. Failures in Manlitude: Stocking The Rivers Of America In a change from … Read more

Background Check: Jemima Rooper

New “Background Check: Jemima Rooper” piece is up at Maxim’s Dirty Briefs blog. She’s a talented lady (which is my first criterion in attraction) who is usually found kissing other women (which is Maxim’s) in respectable dramatic productions (which is theater’s). Caution: the rest of the post is vintage blue movie lesbian scenes from Black … Read more