Originally over at Maxim Man of Steel is in theatres today! Wish you could to fly, turn invisible or read people’s minds? You won’t after considering the following… Theoretically, superpowers are great (unless you’re one of the uglier X-Men, with an ability to burp acid or arouse bald men in wheelchairs). In real life, however, there’s … Read more
Maxim and I ran down some success stories who abandoned their dreams. This was a much nicer take on my pitch line of “You can never succeed. You will only waste resources and die in despair.” People don’t intuit how funny that kind of article would be.
Thanks to cousin Bucket for the Steve Nash suggestion.
Oh, look — I’ve started writing for Maxim. You can read the final version via the link, or my original opium-fever scrabblings below. Badass Flags Flags: everybody has one. Some are awesome (ours), some are not (theirs), but they all look good when worn by the pretty fans of FIFA. A flag can be stirring, … Read more
A piece for Maxim from 2011, mildly updated because humor and consciousness evolve. You already know Rochelle Aytes even though you’re going to publicly deny ever watching Desperate Housewives or Sex & the City. The New York native is so gorgeous she doesn’t show up on film because light refuses to come back once it touches her. That’s why … Read more
