Two new Cracked columns!

I wrote Five Reasons Cinco de Mayo is the Most American Holiday Ever last week, and then Five Folklore Monsters Hollywood Should Make into Films a couple days later. But–what, ho! A twist! The latter was completed first?! Zounds! All the “Tip!” pictures on the Cinco de Mayo page were from my vacation in Mexico … Read more

Rawrrrr! Here There Be Monsters!

The killer looked like this, but more werey. Cracked asked me to write up DoctorWhyNot‘s abandoned worthy pitch for 5 Movie Monsters Ripped Straight from the History Books. So I did, but don’t worry, he got paid too. Robert Brockway edited it, which is why it’s coherent and funny. Go thank the two of them. … Read more