This was an article I did for Asylum back in 2010. I don’t think it ever ran. These folks had developed software that would paste your photo on celebrities’ skulls, without any regard for how giant your face was. And then they sent a stunning redhead to demonstrate it to me because someone told them … Read more
I do more Photoshop at 5 a.m. than most armies do all day. Like this Zooey Deschanel riff on a movie which I haven’t heard of but know everyone else hates. Nick Nadel gave it a nice synopsis to go along with it (the article was his idea. I was fully a hired gun on … Read more
Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to call them, lactose bigoted) kids can eat. But really, do you know what you’re putting in your body? No? Well for crying out loud, man, that’s what Asylum’s here for. Read on to see our … Read more
My old boss Adam Raymond researched these lyrics and then shipped them my way for Photoshoppery.
Nick Nadel and I co-plotted this off his idea for an article about advertising mascot movies, then I did the Photoshop while he wrote all the text below. We had a lot of fun, and I’ll tell you a secret: I fought so hard for the Burger King Fellini film I think I came down … Read more