These Are the Best Seats in the Ballpark for Every Purpose 

aerial view of sports stadium during daytime

Well look who’s back at Thrillist. My old employer tapped me to tackle three baseball pieces in conjunction with Corona. The first of them is now up. The Best Seats at the Ballpark for Every Type of Fan is a guide to finding your perfect parking spot for your posterior based on what kind of … Read more

National Anthem Fails

I wrote an article on National Anthem Fails for Asylum. It’s awesome, and will make you love America. I heard the CIA is using it to undercut al’Qaeda’s recruiting efforts, but I’ve said too much already. No I haven’t: Trombone lengthening carrot ball tuna hat! Silly putty! Fotzpa overshoots Tur! There, now I’ve said too … Read more