superheroes

Stardust’s Greatest Kills, Part II: The Weirdening

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Last month and also week, we began making fun of Stardust the Super Wizard over at 1-900-HOTDOG. This month, we conclude making fun of Stardust over at 1-900-HOTDOG. Nature has an order to it, you see. I mentioned on the journal entry for part one, about how Stardust might just be the demigod I’m looking … Read more

Stardust is Superman’s Weirdest Knock-Off

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A new two-parter begins today at 1-900-HOTDOG, in which the mad mind of Fletcher Hanks gives us Stardust the Super Wizard, a merciless arbiter of…justice? Vengeance? Let’s just call it punishment. It’s weird! It was always weird! There are kids born in 1930 who have living memories today of thinking this was weird. Though he … Read more

The Return of…Micro-Face!

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Micro-Face

What’d you do with 2020? I spent every day grinding through Indelible, Inc. #6, which wasn’t originally a grind until I got into the third month or so of trying to organize the century-long spell that binds its villainous conspiracy. Along the way, I did an immense amount of reading into the history of, among … Read more

Cracked: 9 Iconic Superheroes Based on Real People

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Look! Superheroes you didn’t know had real-life counterparts!

So: story time. My favorite Super Bowl memory was that time I didn’t see Janet Jackson’s breast. 

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Five Superpowers Modern Science Proves Would Suck

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Originally over at Maxim Man of Steel is in theatres today! Wish you could to fly, turn invisible or read people’s minds? You won’t after considering the following… Theoretically, superpowers are great (unless you’re one of the uglier X-Men, with an ability to burp acid or arouse bald men in wheelchairs). In real life, however, there’s … Read more