I do more Photoshop at 5 a.m. than most armies do all day. Like this Zooey Deschanel riff on a movie which I haven’t heard of but know everyone else hates. Nick Nadel gave it a nice synopsis to go along with it (the article was his idea. I was fully a hired gun on … Read more
Didn’t write it, but did compose the infographic for the fine folks at Townsquare and TheFW.
TSM posted my latest rhapsody in dame this weekend. Up at bat: comedienne and primordial beast bait Syd Wilder. She’s more than half purty. And she tells some solid jokes. Original text below. If there’s one thing SyFy is known for, it’s Battlestar Galactica. But if there are two things, they’re BSG and hilariously bad … Read more
Zoe Saldana is what happens when glamour has a torrid affair with talent. The New Jersey native is perhaps best known for her role as Britney Spears’ friend in the film ‘Crossroads’ ‘Star Trek’s Lt. Uhura, but her breakout role was the sexy blue cat-lady Neytiri in ‘Avatar.’ You may have also seen her in … Read more
When Townsquare Media asked if I would write about the beauty of each female they could summon from their list of crushes, I said sure. I was going to wax rhapsodic on that topic just walking down the street, so I might as well do it for the internet. So with that, here’s the original … Read more
