Cracked: The Weirdest Alternate Versions of Superheroes

Had a new piece awhile back on Cracked, but my website got hacked, so I couldn’t post it here before. Apocrypha — there’s always some. A lot in this one, actually, but hey, them’s the sponsored articles.  This was originally the lead: No doubt a few of you gamers were confused when Injustice offered you … Read more

Maxim: Badass Flags

Oh, look — I’ve started writing for Maxim. You can read the final version via the link, or my original opium-fever scrabblings below. Badass Flags Flags: everybody has one. Some are awesome (ours), some are not (theirs), but they all look good when worn by the pretty fans of FIFA. A flag can be stirring, … Read more