New Cracked column to close out the year for you, though I think they’re calling it “The Nine Biggest Bastards of 2011,” which will surely rile everyone who thinks X doesn’t belong in the company of Y, and where is Z? I gave you a sampling of the world, dear reader, in all its messed-up … Read more
Another Asylum article, and it’s all about nostalgia, which I’m told is popular among the man-children who populate the internet these days. Kneel before your one true god, retro-pop devotees! KNEEEEEEEL! And it was fun to write. But even better than that is the matchup between the toughest fictional females in pop culture. I’m an … Read more
New article over at MTV Clutch: Amanda Seyfried has a lock on supersexy victims of fate Helpless is such a misleading term. Her retinue is merely unable to change the wheel of fortune, like so many of us…just more aware of it. Original version is below because I know you like metaphors in which Comedy … Read more
I did another CRACKED Topic this week, this one on charming character actress Kristen Bell. I’m proud of this one. I tried to differentiate (or at least take off) from the tendency prevalent in some CRACKED Topics about female celebrities to simply slag their talents/personalities and lust after their bodies. You can’t make jokes out … Read more
