Toyfare “Rag” pitches that never made it

Pursuant to the “Hulk to Smash” article, some old pitches and notes: –“Corpse Bride” Sequel Planned sub: Hilton to Wed in June (a brief one about Paris Hilton’s upcoming nuptials, with wedding director Tim Burton coordinating the ghastliness) –“LOST” Villains Revealed sub: Seven stranded castaways behind campaign of terror (this, naturally, would be about Gilligan … Read more

On Kevin Smith and Airports

Fun fact — I attended a college newspaper conference in Atlanta back in ’99, during which we went to a Dogma screening with a lengthy Q&A by the affable Mr. Smith. My friends played Never Have I Ever, and I, being then-straight edge, drank soda and thought happily how I’d be the only one who … Read more