MTV Clutch asked me to write up sighful paeans to the following GIFs, then folded up shop before it ever ran. If you own any of these, let me know if you want them taken down. I just provided the words, folks. Video is beyond my capabilities.
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Which gimp should you be for Halloween?
Oh no, the Halloween party starts in 20 minutes and you have no costume! Lucky for you, you need look no further than a one-size-stretches-to-fit-all morphsuit. With no accessories you can be one of America’s favorite gimps, as detailed in my latest Maxim article. I’m not gonna lie, though, the Greendale Human Being takes a … Read more
The Women of Fall TV
Maxim offered me money to crush on 23 women from the small screen, which is funny, because I was doing exactly that when they called. Kat Dennings, 2 Broke Girls Where: CBSWhen: Mondays, 9:30/8:30cWhy: The show’s title belies the fact that there is absolutely nothing broke on curvaceous Kat Dennings. She makes blind men weep … Read more
The Gutters: Top Cow contest
I illustrated another script at The Gutters, which, if you like it, you should make a point of mentioning in their comments section so they continue to give me work. This one mocks Top Cow’s talent search contest in the manner of an old Goofy instructional video. Here’s your guide to the Easter eggs that … Read more